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One of my friends sent me this and I thought it was both funny and inciteful.  Enjoy!

 

 

“A first geade teacher had 25 students in her class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the other half…

 

1) Don’t change horses…..until they stop running

2) Strike while the…..bug is close

3) It’s always the darkest before…..Daylight Savings Time

4) Never underestimate the power of…..termites

5) You can lead a horse to water but…..how?

6) Don’t bite the hand that…..looks dirty

7) No news is…..impossible

8) A miss is as good as a…..Mr.

9) You can’t teach an old dog new…..math

10) If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…..stink in the morning

11) Love all, trust…..me

12) The pen is mightier than the…..pigs

13) Where there’s smoke there’s…..pollution

14) Happy the bride who…..gets all the presents

15) A penny saved is…..not much

16) Two’s comany, three’s…..the Muskateers

17) Don’t put off till tomorrow what…..you put on to go to bed

18) Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…..you have to blow your nose

19) There are none so blind as…..Stevie Wonder

20) If at first you don’t succeed…..get new batteries

21) You get out of something only what you…..see in the picture box

22) When the blind lead the blind…..get out of the way

 

(The last one was the winner)

 

23) Better late than…..pregnant”

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  4. wow, and these were first graders. The intelligence of some of those statements. but on some of those *cough, cough, the last one, cough,* just make you wonder wut this world is coming to. we better grab hold of the mind of today’s first grders, or we will hav to deal with a mini-me generation of ours later.
    and by the way it was not a dog collar…. hehehe. I will try to call soon, sorry if it is not soon enough, but life has been interesting around here lately chick. LUV you this ________________________________________________________________ much. miss you and will talk to you lay-ahs.
    Hannah

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