One of my friends sent me this and I thought it was both funny and inciteful. Enjoy!
“A first geade teacher had 25 students in her class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the other half…
1) Don’t change horses…..until they stop running
2) Strike while the…..bug is close
3) It’s always the darkest before…..Daylight Savings Time
4) Never underestimate the power of…..termites
5) You can lead a horse to water but…..how?
6) Don’t bite the hand that…..looks dirty
7) No news is…..impossible
8) A miss is as good as a…..Mr.
9) You can’t teach an old dog new…..math
10) If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…..stink in the morning
11) Love all, trust…..me
12) The pen is mightier than the…..pigs
13) Where there’s smoke there’s…..pollution
14) Happy the bride who…..gets all the presents
15) A penny saved is…..not much
16) Two’s comany, three’s…..the Muskateers
17) Don’t put off till tomorrow what…..you put on to go to bed
18) Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…..you have to blow your nose
19) There are none so blind as…..Stevie Wonder
20) If at first you don’t succeed…..get new batteries
21) You get out of something only what you…..see in the picture box
22) When the blind lead the blind…..get out of the way
(The last one was the winner)
23) Better late than…..pregnant”
Eating My Way Through It 
Wow, you have no idea how that made my day : ) luv you sis.
-Superman-
lol wow. Love you. God bless. Later.-Jessy
thats to cool, thanks for sharing. your the best
wow, and these were first graders. The intelligence of some of those statements. but on some of those *cough, cough, the last one, cough,* just make you wonder wut this world is coming to. we better grab hold of the mind of today’s first grders, or we will hav to deal with a mini-me generation of ours later.
and by the way it was not a dog collar…. hehehe. I will try to call soon, sorry if it is not soon enough, but life has been interesting around here lately chick. LUV you this ________________________________________________________________ much. miss you and will talk to you lay-ahs.
Hannah