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We have this thing that comes out every week and they hang it on the inside of the stall in the bathroom.  Here is the funny thing from this week:


10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insantity


1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
2.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in.”
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds.”
5. Order a diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.
6. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to-go.”
7. Go to a poetry recital and ask wht the poems don’t rhyme.
8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
9. Have your fellow students address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
10.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream. “I won! I won!”


Lots of Laughs,
Ashley

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  2. DUDE, that is so frekin awsome!! me and the guys were laughing at the drivethru on, the water one, and the atm one. We are SO doing all of those. man, i would hate to be reading those on the toilet and accidentally fall over because of laughing so hard. Go do your Homework and I LOVE YOU MY SISTER!!! please don’t feel disconnected.. mommy said you were and I wanted to say It again to make sure that you know it, I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU- SO -MUCH.   Hannah

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  3. Hey, here’s another one (along the lines of the diet water): go to a department store and ask for an extra medium.
    Hope you have a sweet Fall Break, dudette. I’ll kick someone for ya back home.
    -C.L.

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  4. haha…. I’ve already said what I was going to on this topic… but yes, I’m with Hannah! I’m gonna be doing some of these. Me, Josh and Blake went out one night and took a camcorder and had a day of fun, doing stupid stuff like that… but they made me do all the talking. anyways, not much else to say right now… but since I’ve only just read your last four posts… I had to say something. and thus, I have! good show!
    Jake (not ‘the snake, Roberts’)

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  5. 10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insantity
    1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in.”3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.4. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds.”5. Order a diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.6. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to-go.”7. Go to a poetry recital and ask wht the poems don’t rhyme.8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.9. Have your fellow students address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.10.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream. “I won! I won!”
     
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    i dont get #2      ( i dont know if thats because im just slow or some other strange reason)
    but we tried a couple of them at the omni on Fri. night and we got a few weird looks it was funny.

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